Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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