How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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