idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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