Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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