I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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