is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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