I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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