C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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