the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Semen is not good for contacts.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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