If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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