WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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