Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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