she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I forget how to act sober
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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