Got a toothbrush?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
