this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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