She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Floor bacon is actually really good
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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