Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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