We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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