I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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