i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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