There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Im part way to drunk.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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