I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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