I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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