The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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