Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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