hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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