I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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