did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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