can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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