stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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