Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You need a sexual gate keeper
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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