I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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