I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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