He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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