oh god the rape fog is back!
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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