it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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