i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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