kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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