How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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