No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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