hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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