I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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