He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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