On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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