Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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