It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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