I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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