Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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