I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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