just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Porn is love you can see.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
you never un-have a 4some
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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