I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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