I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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