Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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