Your tits are I can't wait for
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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