can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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