Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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